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"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

sadbisexual:

tryna cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth

it-usually-goes:

ezekiel-novak:

theantirag:

pinkieking:

today i asked the one innocent little girl every class seems to have if i could borrow her chem notes and they started out totally normal like yay neutrons science but then i reached the third page and 

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what the absolute fresh fuck 

"yey for future much learn"

Is this my best friend

"that nigga be high as fuck to know what down tastes like"

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

believe2inspiree:

*slowly takes out a knife* join us 

now

believe2inspiree:

*slowly takes out a knife* join us

now